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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 February 1985 (31 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 763
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 7:13pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:31am<b>thatguywhoskates</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:11pm<b>DerpyDerpinator</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 10:13am<b>TEZZ</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 6:07pm<b>yayuhh</b> - the 04/30/2013 at 1:34am<b>ObWanCanBlowME</b> - the 06/20/2011 at 10:31am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 10:45am<b>Jorindaaah</b> - the 12/09/2010 at 5:57pm<b>ally_anonymous</b> - the 08/16/2010 at 3:27pm<b>hazza_1234</b> - the 08/10/2010 at 8:48am<b>dentistartist</b> - the 07/04/2010 at 3:43am<b>Freeze</b> - the 02/13/2010 at 6:39am<b>drainyou123</b> - the 01/16/2010 at 2:07pm<b>Mythax</b> - the 12/26/2009 at 9:00am<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 4:32pm<b>Mulberry</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 2:28pm<b>ShadowDragon</b> - the 11/08/2009 at 9:56pm

Fucked!<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:13am

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usagicookies's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy