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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 January 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About uroborous : My life sucks

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Visits<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 4:24pm

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uroborous's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy