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uroborous
  • Town/Country : Hurst tx, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 January 1981 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About uroborous : My life sucks

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38063) - you deserved it (25748) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37327) - you deserved it (9475)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)



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