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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73276) - you deserved it (10009)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46041) - you deserved it (8225)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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