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urbanlover
  • Town/Country : San Francisco
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1257
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About urbanlover : Live through dance and dance through life!

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Today I walked outside of my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10109) - you deserved it (1264)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18649) - you deserved it (5507)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7230) - you deserved it (1540)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (37016) - you deserved it (11542)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (22963)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (25882) - you deserved it (5683)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (37313) - you deserved it (7185)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

#14895489 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (42035) - you deserved it (5332)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (37736) - you deserved it (2744)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (36709) - you deserved it (2785) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (24219) - you deserved it (2427)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (5929) - you deserved it (26634)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (6823)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (9855)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (1930)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)