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urbanlover
  • Town/Country : San Francisco
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Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26868) - you deserved it (3818)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26868) - you deserved it (3818)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26868) - you deserved it (3818)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26868) - you deserved it (3818)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (5809)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (5809)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours upon hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "that was a gift." FML

#16666880
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (5809)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16161) - you deserved it (41106)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16161) - you deserved it (41106)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16161) - you deserved it (41106)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16161) - you deserved it (41106)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
268 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30286) - you deserved it (24916)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (5946)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (5946)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)



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