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untoldfame
  • Town/Country : San Diego, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 June 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 10350
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About untoldfame : Just an average guy, doing average things.

Im usually bored, so feel free to message me if you want to talk about ANYTHING.


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Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6017) - you deserved it (25388)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (3154)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34334) - you deserved it (2902)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16750) - you deserved it (39916)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version