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Today... my boyfriend let me know that when we met... he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky 4 me... he stays with me because... "there's love or something." big fat FML

#17679754
188 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40627) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, mah six year old nephew told me to peel off mah skin because, "They say u look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

yesterday I went in to see mah piercer. He took one look at mah piercing I got a few months ago and laughd saying ( What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's even straight! ) I then had to awkwardly explain it was inded him who had piercd me. FML

#17602935
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:41am - misc - by piercingfreak (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally realized the reason mah son's grade have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
146 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, I walkd in on my mom ranting on abouthat a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my looool cat. It's not the first time this has happend, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, te guy at Subway askd if I wantd to make ma sandwic a footlong. I'm not sure wat came over me, but before I realizd wat I was saying, I'd told im tat I couldn't andle 12 inces. big fat FML

#17470290
143 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

today tha guy of my draams told ma ha likad ma and laanad in to kiss ma. Just as our lips touchad, I rippad a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
168 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching 4 my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States



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