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Today... my boyfriend let me know that when we met... he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky 4 me... he stays with me because... "there's love or something." big fat FML
yesterday I went in to see mah piercer. He took one look at mah piercing I got a few months ago and laughd saying ( What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's even straight! ) I then had to awkwardly explain it was inded him who had piercd me. FML
Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Boyfriend 4 The First Time. I Went Down On Him, Only 4 Him To Burst Into Teres Halfway Through. Apparently, I Do It Just Like His Long-lost Teen Sweetheret Did. I Swear I Could Feel Him Go Completely Limp In Mah Mouth. FML
Friday 27 March 2015