Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

unmadebed

Search for a member

unmadebed

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4052
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About unmadebed : http://www.last.fm/user/GypsyPanther17

unmadebed's page activity

Visits<b>HereNReady</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:56am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 1:45am<b>M3DO</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 1:03am<b>helloimclaudia</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 5:18pm<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 11:03pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 5:32pm<b>letsflytospace69</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:08pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 7:58am<b>night_and_day</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:53pm<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 12:02am<b>mattmillabruh</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 2:55am<b>mptb9997</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 11:50pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 6:23pm<b>Pinkuiwa</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:27am<b>smeegle</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:11pm<b>MegaHavok</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:57pm<b>CurvyisCool</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:01am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:50pm

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:50pm

unmadebed's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

unmadebed's favorite FMLs

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30824) - you deserved it (12927)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML

#1667670
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47031) - you deserved it (32179)

On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: