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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (11861)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44253) - you deserved it (30901)

On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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