unluckyluis

Search for a member

unluckyluis

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3115
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About unluckyluis : not very lucky

unluckyluis's page activity

Visits<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 10:05am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:40pm<b>ZombiePanda101</b> - the 02/14/2011 at 7:32pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 1:19am<b>queenbitch1996</b> - the 12/18/2010 at 5:54pm<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 12/10/2010 at 5:10pm<b>TigerTattoo</b> - the 08/13/2010 at 6:35am<b>jessxoxo28</b> - the 08/05/2010 at 12:50pm<b>NIPPLELOVER</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 4:30am<b>kpark115</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 1:39am<b>allison00</b> - the 04/15/2010 at 9:06pm<b>WtfLoser</b> - the 04/15/2010 at 7:08pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 04/15/2010 at 12:50pm<b>sxychik</b> - the 04/13/2010 at 12:14am<b>byob</b> - the 04/12/2010 at 8:20pm<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 02/23/2010 at 12:48am<b>nuclear</b> - the 01/29/2010 at 12:20am<b>BaBiiSpAnKy821</b> - the 12/29/2009 at 3:11pm

unluckyluis's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

unluckyluis's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (Arizona) / Holidays

Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

by LaurahLunatic / 09/05/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 1:37am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

by JPF / 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy