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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1980 (34 years)
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Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

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