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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1859
  • Number of comments : 510
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About unidentified_sta : Derpity derp.
I'm a vulnerable teen, please don't prey on me!

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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45534) - you deserved it (9178)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML


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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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