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by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
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by Username / 04/30/2011 at 4:51am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
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by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
by Text / 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by neverdatingacopagain / 04/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…