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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3986
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About unhappybitch : Hey! Thanks for clicking my profile you made me feel special.Well my name is Joey I'm 16, I love to drive, I'm from new York. Wanna talk to me? Hit me up in facebook link... facebook.com/joey.R34 if you want to talk about politics? Cars, global warming anything pretty much. I don't mind being stalked (unless your a guy). I'm usually in the app, so I cant reply to any messages.

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59268) - you deserved it (10103)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44305) - you deserved it (3764)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41439) - you deserved it (17445)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

#15987403
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36949) - you deserved it (4090)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:51am - misc - by Username - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39139) - you deserved it (12196)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37750) - you deserved it (4420)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (5787)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (5787)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (5787)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35607) - you deserved it (3429)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (7671)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49753) - you deserved it (9139)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39186) - you deserved it (3989)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41876) - you deserved it (6247)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28224) - you deserved it (6790)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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