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Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -
Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - love - by ColdHeat (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the only person to tell me "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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