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Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Moving On - United States (Michigan)
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)
Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 2:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)
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