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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3646
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About unhappybitch : Hey! Thanks for clicking my profile you made me feel special.Well my name is Joey I'm 16, I love to drive, I'm from new York. Wanna talk to me? Hit me up in facebook link... facebook.com/joey.R34 if you want to talk about politics? Cars, global warming anything pretty much. I don't mind being stalked (unless your a guy). I'm usually in the app, so I cant reply to any messages.

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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38176) - you deserved it (7400)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

#14731232
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20227) - you deserved it (10936)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:48am - misc - by roo - United Kingdom

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

#14549373
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (3190)

On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19401) - you deserved it (36974)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

#14504548
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (4389)

On 01/08/2011 at 1:38am - love - by Some Girl - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

#14497966
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24088) - you deserved it (11407)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33100) - you deserved it (6641)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41012) - you deserved it (5015)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

#14450689
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26077) - you deserved it (3653)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (9319)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

#14419027
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18989) - you deserved it (8471)

On 01/01/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Moving On - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

#14381626
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7718) - you deserved it (46708)

On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

#14344893
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18723) - you deserved it (3465)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40665) - you deserved it (8602)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

#14330687
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34364) - you deserved it (3912)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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