About unhappybitch : Hey! Thanks for clicking my profile you made me feel special.Well my name is Joey I'm 16, I love to drive, I'm from new York. Wanna talk to me? Hit me up in facebook link... facebook.com/joey.R34 if you want to talk about politics? Cars, global warming anything pretty much. I don't mind being stalked (unless your a guy). I'm usually in the app, so I cant reply to any messages.
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by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 6:28am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
by anon / 03/05/2011 at 5:15am / United States (California) / Health
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by duncanisgey / 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
by LLCoolBean / 03/03/2011 at 3:32am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Worstjob / 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
by youshitme / 03/01/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by JustADream / 02/24/2011 at 1:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Dilly_20 / 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…