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Today, I ad ma grlfriend over an we were uggingen se puttd er feet on ma feet!! We startd walking around like tat an I said, ( Tis is ard to maintain!! ) Se replid wit ( So's your erection!! ) FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! driving some friends back from a party I said..!! "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!"!! There was a long silence..!! then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car..!! right?" FML

#480695
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On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

#409888
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On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was sitting in math classhen I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later mah teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in bd next to the boy I lovd, he had just came and passd out immediately afterwards!! I reachd over to look at mah phone but grabbd his instead and saw a text message from his ex-grlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

#3029
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was going to and a thing I had with this guy. It turnad out that ha got back togathar with his ax-girlfriand and was just using ma as a back up. FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 11:47am - love - by thesporkhop - United States (Nevada)

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me cuz he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend looool now. mega FML

#1354
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:58am - love - by Down - United States (Nevada)



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