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unearnedrogue
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 June 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About unearnedrogue : I blow shit up with my mind!

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Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8682) - you deserved it (32417)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (22754) - you deserved it (6597)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago "told her that I was cheating on her," telepathically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25951) - you deserved it (1658)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by iGotSkill (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

#6061136 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (16349) - you deserved it (5152)

On 10/29/2009 at 8:33pm - misc - by BaconBreathBlonde (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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