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Today, mah boyfriend informd me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infectd!! big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (7323)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307701)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML


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