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Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my date sent me a text saying "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we". She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 1:53pm - love - by Tragics (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, that jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 1:34pm - love - by Greg (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house I hear him shout "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, come back here!". He was talking to his cat who ran out the door behind me. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 11:39am - love - by roostergirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML
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On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
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On 03/25/2009 at 11:45pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Noname - United Kingdom (London)
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