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Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by Snurkles McGree (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
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