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About umpire28 : Im a seventeen year old guy an I love to play sports. I have been playing baseball for most of my life and when I was twelve I started umpiring. I moved to Ancaster from Ajax when I was fourteen and I am still umpiring and Playing baseball and I like most sports and I play I've hockey. For music I love good music more older rock and roll compared to today's hits and dubstep. Rush is my favorite band followed by pink Floyd, yes, the Beatles, the who, the stones and many more .
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 7 March 2014