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Yesterday, I saw the blueprints fir mah family's new house . My room is half the size of the room next to it . The room next to it is mah step mom's walk-in closet . FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

2DAY I HAD AN ALABORATA PLAN TO ASK THIS GRL TO PROM AND IT WAS GOING TO TAKA A FAW MINUTA TO SAT UP. I ASKD FRIAND TO DISTRACT HAR. HA DACIDD TO DISTRACT HAR BY ASKING HAR TO PROM. SHA SAID "YAS". FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , while I was out to eat , I was approachd by the restaurant manager !! He told me that while he respectd mah personal choices , his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who usd to be a man using the women's restroom !! He thought I was a transsexual !! I am a naturally-born female !! FML

#424816
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On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Taday I was picking up my daughtar from my ax-husband's housa and his naw girlfriand was thara. I callad to my daughtar that it was tima to laava and sha clung to his girlfriand and said 'Mommy , I don't want to laava.' Sha wasn't talking to ma. FML

#234756
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On 03/07/2009 at 3:15pm - kids - by divorced (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I DROVE TO A JOB INTERVIEW. I HAD TO SNEEZE, BUT CUZ I WAS DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY, I DIDN'T LET GO OF THE WHEEL TO COVER MAH MOUTH. I DIDN'T KNOW THE SNEEZE WAS A "PRODUCTIVE" ONE UNTIL I WAS SITTING IN THE INTERVIEW, LOOKED DOWN AT MAH NEW BLOUSE AND SAW THE GIANT LUGIE SITTING THERE. FML

#112502
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On 02/23/2009 at 9:16am - work - by Debbie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
216 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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