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by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by stalked / 05/28/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by medosin / 05/21/2012 at 8:10am / Austria / Health
by Lizofsmeg / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Love
by Brown345 / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by inked / 02/05/2012 at 12:54am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
by AvengedSevenX / 02/03/2012 at 10:49am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Kids
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Clumsy & Forgetful / 11/27/2011 at 1:02am / Canada / Work
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…