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by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by pandora / 06/13/2012 at 5:08am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by stalked / 05/28/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by medosin / 05/21/2012 at 8:10am / Austria / Health
by Lizofsmeg / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Love
by Brown345 / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by inked / 02/05/2012 at 12:54am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
by AvengedSevenX / 02/03/2012 at 10:49am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Kids
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Clumsy & Forgetful / 11/27/2011 at 1:02am / Canada / Work
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…