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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (104795) - you deserved it (6114)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML


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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

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