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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83486) - you deserved it (3824)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)



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