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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1982 (32 years)
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Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (5319)

On 06/04/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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