Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About um_chandra : hi i am best

um_chandra's page activity

Visits<b>purpledino14</b> - the 02/12/2012 at 9:07pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:18pm<b>TigerTattoo</b> - the 09/07/2010 at 12:36pm<b>oogyboogy</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 11:03pm<b>najma95</b> - the 10/06/2009 at 10:33am<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 09/12/2009 at 5:36am

um_chandra's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

um_chandra's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44791) - you deserved it (5792)

On 06/04/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: