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About ukrichu : Currently have 2 rats, Noodle Ns Biscuit. RIP previous rats, Gino and Sebastian.

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Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, I suddenly started having excruciating pain. My husband took me to the ER, where I waited for three hours in agony to be seen. By the time a doctor got to me, the pain had mostly gone, but it was found to be a kidney stone. I was told, "Next time, don't wait so long." Really? FML

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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89 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by StockedWithJuice (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy and after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left, feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with my family an hour later and passed out in front of the whole restaurant. FML

#20724782
111 comments

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On 06/14/2013 at 12:39am - health - by hi_there4397 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

#20182175
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7928) - you deserved it (26337) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

#20024083
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On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

#19684579
190 comments

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On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

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On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

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Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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316 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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151 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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190 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
100 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)



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