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uhn_fortunate
  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13470) - you deserved it (27965)

On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25663) - you deserved it (11348)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35563) - you deserved it (9660)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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