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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML


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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML


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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

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