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uhhSavage
  • Town/Country : Garfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 August 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uhhSavage : Real know real. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Neysha.

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Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21053) - you deserved it (10721)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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