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Today, I looked at ma face to see if ma new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples lyk a teenager's. FML

#9098787
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I agree, your life sucks (24542) - you deserved it (5076)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:50am - health - by pizzaface (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TADAY I CAME HOME TO HEAR MY GIRLFRIEND BREAK UP WITH ME, OVER THE ANSWERING MACHINE, WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY IN THE ROOM . FML

#9095527
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29054) - you deserved it (1966)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:19am - love - by kukadaman - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We r expecting our little boy in two months. FML

#8948216
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (2984)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Teeny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was eating pizza with mah girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I trid to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce , it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
279 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

today I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, an turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open an goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" an then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes.

#8878424
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On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today..!! I found out that mah 50-yaar-old Fathar is tha 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-yaar-old!! Ha wastad mah collaga funds on har...hich I hava baan dutifully saving for avar sinca I was 10!! big fat FML

#8875865
161 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned it's a good idea to answer your pone wit "F*** off!" just cuz you're aving a bad day . It could just be your pastor on te oter end . FML

#8867961
153 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

#8767827
118 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I overhead mah mother's request to be spankd harder by mah dad. FML

#6532125
62 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I overhead mah mother's request to be spankd harder by mah dad. FML

#6532125
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On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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