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ubbernoob
  • Town/Country : Fort Smith, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 November 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 17026
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

About ubbernoob : if it wasn't for my bad luck, then i would have no luck at all.

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Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (16977) - you deserved it (93361)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (17878) - you deserved it (33675)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)