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About uHazFailedTotall : Go away, your bedtime is scaring everyone.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stoppd by me. While the parents were fixing the strap , the baby lookd at me , gaspd , lookd at me again , gaspd , and then screamd. Ten minutes later , another baby lookd at me and screamd. My face scares babies. mega FML
TODAY, WHILE SERVING A RATHER LARGE PARTY AT THE RESTAURANT WHERE I WORK, I MENTIOND THAT THE SOUP OF THE DAY WAS "TO DIE FOR" . AFTER THE HOSTS GAVE ME WERD LOOKS, IT DAWND ON ME THAT THE REASON THEY WERE WEARING ALL BLACK IS BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST COME BACK FROM A FUNERAL . BIG FAT FML
Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by mah credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML
Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I looool was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML
TODAY , I MET A GIRLHO'S THEHOLE PACKAGE: BRAINS , BEAUTY , SHARD INTERESTS , GREAT PERSONALITY , SINGLE , AN INTO ME . TOO BAD I MARRID MY BITCHY , DEPRESSIVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDHO SAID SHE'D KILL HERSELF IF I DIDN'T . SOMETIMES , SHE STILL TELLS ME SHE'LL DO IT IF WE DIVORCE . I BELIEVE HER . FML
Today, It Snowed. So, A Guy I Like And I Decided To Go Sledding. I Really Wanted To Impress Him By Going Down The Hill And Casually Slowing Down At The Bottom Right At His Feet. Instead, I Crashed Into Him And Broke His Ankle. FML
Today, Mah Car Crashed And The Only Refuge Was At A Nearby House, The Resident Of Which Was A Crazy Psycho. Now Replace ( Crazy Psycho ) With ( Crazy Ex-grlfriend Who Won't Help U Unless U Compose A Poem About How Much U Love Her. ) FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a grl I've really liked!! She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip!! I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few string and got on the list for a big concert!! Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressd, I calld boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his cell, I calld his house, only to hear his mother telling me "he was so sad that we broke up." I didn't know. FML
Friday 27 March 2015