Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

uHazFailedTotall

Search for a member

uHazFailedTotall

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2814
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About uHazFailedTotall : Go away, your bedtime is scaring everyone.

uHazFailedTotall's page activity

Visits<b>alexishbu</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 1:06pm<b>jshakd642</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 11:24pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 12:33am<b>Scarylizard1798</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 11:34am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 8:19pm<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 8:46pm<b>xxButtersxx</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 1:28am<b>gmian</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 10:57pm<b>Birdbath123</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 2:54pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 3:16pm<b>sarahv04</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 10:28pm<b>Sangoma</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 4:37pm<b>ashtol98</b> - the 05/22/2013 at 2:11am<b>Sillydeadperson</b> - the 03/10/2013 at 5:16pm<b>Dzra898</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 11:05pm<b>bibitu90</b> - the 08/24/2012 at 3:13pm<b>perdix</b> - the 07/13/2010 at 8:20am<b>VeraUltimo</b> - the 07/13/2010 at 8:01am

uHazFailedTotall's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

uHazFailedTotall's favorite FMLs

Today , I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stoppd by me. While the parents were fixing the strap , the baby lookd at me , gaspd , lookd at me again , gaspd , and then screamd. Ten minutes later , another baby lookd at me and screamd. My face scares babies. mega FML

#8488357
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30397) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, WHILE SERVING A RATHER LARGE PARTY AT THE RESTAURANT WHERE I WORK, I MENTIOND THAT THE SOUP OF THE DAY WAS "TO DIE FOR" . AFTER THE HOSTS GAVE ME WERD LOOKS, IT DAWND ON ME THAT THE REASON THEY WERE WEARING ALL BLACK IS BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST COME BACK FROM A FUNERAL . BIG FAT FML

#8372297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24011) - you deserved it (10510)

On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, there was a new an extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (4022)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, mah six year old neighbor poppd out and literally scard the shit out of me. FML

#7842488
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (3389)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (22479)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by mah credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

#7167765
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27080) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I looool was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML

#6751982
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33071) - you deserved it (5328)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:08pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day mah boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

#6698211
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14856) - you deserved it (36225)

On 12/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , I MET A GIRLHO'S THEHOLE PACKAGE: BRAINS , BEAUTY , SHARD INTERESTS , GREAT PERSONALITY , SINGLE , AN INTO ME . TOO BAD I MARRID MY BITCHY , DEPRESSIVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDHO SAID SHE'D KILL HERSELF IF I DIDN'T . SOMETIMES , SHE STILL TELLS ME SHE'LL DO IT IF WE DIVORCE . I BELIEVE HER . FML

#6677904
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45762) - you deserved it (21838)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, It Snowed. So, A Guy I Like And I Decided To Go Sledding. I Really Wanted To Impress Him By Going Down The Hill And Casually Slowing Down At The Bottom Right At His Feet. Instead, I Crashed Into Him And Broke His Ankle. FML

#6641672
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (31745)

On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I started growing hair on mah upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37178) - you deserved it (4633)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving mah roommate a blowjob was real . He just pretended it never happened . FML

#6494612
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (4531)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, Mah Car Crashed And The Only Refuge Was At A Nearby House, The Resident Of Which Was A Crazy Psycho. Now Replace ( Crazy Psycho ) With ( Crazy Ex-grlfriend Who Won't Help U Unless U Compose A Poem About How Much U Love Her. ) FML

#6420890
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30058) - you deserved it (4502)

On 11/23/2009 at 11:40am - love - by worsethanzombies (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a grl I've really liked!! She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip!! I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few string and got on the list for a big concert!! Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

#6377384
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28465) - you deserved it (3475)

On 11/20/2009 at 3:25am - love - by sadday (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressd, I calld boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his cell, I calld his house, only to hear his mother telling me "he was so sad that we broke up." I didn't know. FML

#6352143
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (2106)

On 11/18/2009 at 6:47am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: