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uHazFailedTotall
  • Town/Country : Sandnes, Norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2150
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About uHazFailedTotall : Go away, your bedtime is scaring everyone.

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Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

#8751170
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5321) - you deserved it (13272)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8159) - you deserved it (33823)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22765) - you deserved it (6128)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (5842)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

#8693763
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22418) - you deserved it (6195)

On 02/27/2010 at 4:28pm - health - by atmac95 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21381) - you deserved it (5913)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

#8687121
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23372) - you deserved it (1821)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

#8681991
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (2173)

On 02/27/2010 at 2:37am - animals - by lovingsnow (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year old daughter. FML

#8680556
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6081) - you deserved it (30772)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Shoe (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10606) - you deserved it (23183)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18932) - you deserved it (2908)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

#8646489
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11325) - you deserved it (39165)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

#8642847
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32339) - you deserved it (2769)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

#8590174
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (2634)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm - misc - by Kay (woman) - United Kingdom



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