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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2504
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About uHazFailedTotall : Go away, your bedtime is scaring everyone.

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Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

#12738391
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (8251)

On 08/25/2010 at 12:32pm - misc - by counselor - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33751) - you deserved it (4476)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldnt have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriends excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He isn't laughing. FML

#12715880
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (3746)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:30am - love - by XxDiabolikalXx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

#12072819
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (6808)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46761) - you deserved it (5614)

On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstairs in a t-shirt and panties, only to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

#11945278
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37438) - you deserved it (3502)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14605) - you deserved it (54648)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10493) - you deserved it (36114)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

#11846185
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13728) - you deserved it (37228)

On 07/13/2010 at 4:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

#9183283
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10747) - you deserved it (27279)

On 03/18/2010 at 9:30am - misc - by ihateyouatt (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

#9177889
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (2836)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

#9171908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (5382)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58199) - you deserved it (13571)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML

#9123015
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14014) - you deserved it (37247)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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