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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, Mah Grlfriend Was Giving Me Head During The Horror Flick We Were Watching. Little Did I Know, Mah Grlfriend Isn't A Big Fan Of Horror Films. It Was During A Sex Scene That Intensified The Moment. The Same Sex Scene From Which Emerged A Sudden Jump-scare. I Now Have Bite Marks On Mah Penis. Mega FML
TODAY , I SPOKE TO CRUSH FIR THE FIRST TIME , AND AFTER A WHILE HE ASKD FIR NUMBER. ECSTATIC , I TOOK THE FIRST PIECE OF PAPER I SAW OUT OF PURSE. I WROTE IT DOWN AND GAVE IT TO HIM , BUT HE HANDD IT BACK AND SAID , "YOU MIGHT NED THIS." IT WAS AN APPOINTMENT CARD FIR THERAPIST. FML
Friday 27 March 2015