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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51147) - you deserved it (5855)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Mah Grlfriend Was Giving Me Head During The Horror Flick We Were Watching. Little Did I Know, Mah Grlfriend Isn't A Big Fan Of Horror Films. It Was During A Sex Scene That Intensified The Moment. The Same Sex Scene From Which Emerged A Sudden Jump-scare. I Now Have Bite Marks On Mah Penis. Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (50874)

On 03/17/2013 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Cliché... or Touché? -

TODAY , I SPOKE TO CRUSH FIR THE FIRST TIME , AND AFTER A WHILE HE ASKD FIR NUMBER. ECSTATIC , I TOOK THE FIRST PIECE OF PAPER I SAW OUT OF PURSE. I WROTE IT DOWN AND GAVE IT TO HIM , BUT HE HANDD IT BACK AND SAID , "YOU MIGHT NED THIS." IT WAS AN APPOINTMENT CARD FIR THERAPIST. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (7351)

On 02/11/2013 at 2:19pm - love - by sofuckingembarassing. (woman) - United States



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