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About txguitarslinger : I'm a dude, and I'm awesome. What else do you need to know? Oh, you do have specific questions? Well, alright. I'll answer them. Go for it.
My hobbies? Well, I play guitar; build my own guitar amps; the usual go out and drink with friends; participate in physical activities such as running, sports, and the like.
My job? I'm a supervisor for a utility company. Yeah, it's not very exciting, but the easiest job I've ever had.
You wanna know what? No, I'm not telling you that. Weirdo.
No, I told you I'm not going to answer that question.
What else? You're gonna get back to me later? Alright, sounds good.
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Friday 17 April 2015