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twiztedone

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 March 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32652) - you deserved it (3669)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80019) - you deserved it (24561)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, the girl I dumped three years ago because she wouldn't take my band seriously is now a successful and rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile, I'm still unemployed, living with my parents, and can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10737) - you deserved it (73942)

On 12/19/2012 at 10:26am - love - by rightinthekarma (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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