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twiztedone
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 March 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 157
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, the girl I dumped three years ago because she wouldn't take my band seriously is now a successful and rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile, I'm still unemployed, living with my parents, and can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 10:26am - love - by rightinthekarma (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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