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Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8 hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I am now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16442) - you deserved it (2043)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:19am - work - by evenpoorer (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16059) - you deserved it (3119)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by diorlove - Sent from mobile version

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML

#6652646 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (20113) - you deserved it (5600)

On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard "you may now kiss the bride" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58753) - you deserved it (2703)

On 06/11/2009 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7225) - you deserved it (32239)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)