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Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13276) - you deserved it (55222)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65896) - you deserved it (11057)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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