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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1074
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24919) - you deserved it (1428)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (1954)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (33774) - you deserved it (2173)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (69768) - you deserved it (14573)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

#433810 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (66151) - you deserved it (7652)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by lemonjuice (woman) - United States (Maine)