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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19579
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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twenty's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML

by NowABlonde / 03/09/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

by Dang-ItsDanielle / 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

by blahmina / 01/23/2009 at 10:18am / United States (California) / Transportation