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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (21 years)
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Today just after getting off the phone with a girl I am interestd in I parkd on campus an decidd to eat my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there she appeard out of nowhere an walkd to her car. I was parkd directly behind her car sitting there lyk a creepy ass. FML

#1187593
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53218) - you deserved it (8653)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by porkieworkie (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in mah tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and mah friend jokingly hit mah head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off mah teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
84 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today mah hamster gave brth!! The babie were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one!! Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it!! I am now know in mah family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." big fat FML

#1177912
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On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I HAD A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR MAH DANCE CLASS. I NOTICED AT ONE POINT, HE TOOK OUT A CAMERA. THE PRINCIPAL CUMMED IN, EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY, AND THE TEACHER WAS DRAGGED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. HE WAS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF US DANCING. TURNS OUT HE WAS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. FML

#1163738
156 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, I WAS EMAILING MAH PROFESSOR ABOUT WAT CHAPTERS OUR TEST IS ON THIS AFTERNOON. SHE ACCIDENTALLY EMAILD ME INFORMING ME OF THE DATE SHE WENT ON LAST NIGHT, INCLUDING THAT SHE ( GOT LAID... YAY!! ) AN A PICTURE. I STILL DON'T KNOW WAT CHAPTERS I'M BEING TESTD ON. FML

#1152672
253 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheatd an still got a 70. FML

#951533
185 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I calld favorite radio station over an over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding thumb over the button to quickly hang up an re-dial if busy. I finally got through an they congratulatd me bieng the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

Today, I drove 9 hours an took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom an Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

#945655
134 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today , I won 20 dollar on a lotto scratch off!! My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral 4 the gas money used to get us there!! He then uses his 10 dollar on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars!! The jackas wouldnt split it!! FML

#945188
202 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Taday I was on a small plane. A fligt attendant told us tat tere was too muc weigt in te front of te plane and tey needed 3 people to move to te back of te plane. I volunteer and walk to te back. Se says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

#942565
18 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Found Mah Dog, Who Had Been Missing For Over A Month, At The Local Pound. Clerely It Was Mah Dog, She Responded To Her Name And Cried When She Saw Me. However, The Woman There Told Me I Could Not Simply Take Her, I Had To Follow Through With All Policies. I Paid $250 To Adopt Mah Own Dog. FML

#927038
191 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, It Was Easter An I Thought It Might Be Fun To Look Fir Eggs With Mah Little Brother. My Parents Told Me To Take The Ones In The Higher Places That Mah Brother Couldn't Reach. All Of His Eggs Were Filld With Candy Or Money. Each One Of Mine Had A Note Saying 'maybe When You Lose Weight'. FML

#925174
128 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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