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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was scolding my 8 yaar old son cuz ha was gatting bad gradas in school. I told him that ha should gat straight A's lyk his friand Caajay. Ha told ma that comparing him to Caajay was unfair and whan I askad why ha said, ( Bacausa his dad is actually smart. ) FML

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289 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)

Today , my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night an began to scream "Don't take looool me , take my children!" FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65242) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I had to go take swimming lesson because mah mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming looool classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Cantswim (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to ma grlfriend's Catolic all grls ig scool to ask er to prom by decorating er car . As soon as I walked on campus te scool went into lock down cuz of a "suspicious male intruder." Wen I saw ma grlfriend, se denied knowing me . I was arrested . FML

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219 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding the bus home from school . I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me . A hot girl boardd the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting . I placd my backpack on my lap, freieng up the seat . The girl stood the entire bus ride . FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 11:31pm - misc - by EricCartman (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my usband let me sleep in wile e worked on te landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready 4 a sower, I stripped naked, opened te back door to let te dog out, and stepped out to ask im ow it was going. Turns out e'd finally ired a landscaping crew. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by Deconstructed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today,ile I looool was on ma laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know tat ma leg was covering up te cool air intake underneat te macine. I woke up an our later wit a first degree burn on ma tig. From a laptop. FML

#2080741
146 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by laptopsRus (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, Mah Girlfriand Broka Up With Ma. Sha Latar Cummad Into Tha T-Mobila That I Work At To Raturn Tha Sidakick That I Bought Fir Har. I Had To Transfar Har Account To A Naw Iphona. Sha Got Tha Iphona From Har Naw Boyfriand, Who Works Across Tha Straat From Ma. FML

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215 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 4:09am - love - by SKuser (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was walking out of mah front door in the town where I intern . I live alone and know no one . As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between mah mat and step . I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
209 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers calld a code pink in aisle 22... which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hereing about how hot she was... I went over to see her 4 myself. It was my mom. FML

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104 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 1:46am - work - by sonofmilf (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd ped, I realizd that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddld to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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127 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by penguinsfan (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightend I hurrid home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to fed my closest friend 4 the past 3 days. FML

#1973503
148 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

#1973147
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52703) - you deserved it (6016)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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