these things are hilarious.
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks (96432) - you totally deserved it (9473)
On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45156) - you totally deserved it (9572)
On 04/07/2009 at 7:34pm - kids - by ugly (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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