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twelefthnight
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 968
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (169509) - you deserved it (20904)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52758) - you deserved it (11909)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:34pm - kids - by ugly (woman) - United States (New Jersey)