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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
by Hunter101 / 05/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by CharlieOrion / 05/04/2012 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/29/2012 at 5:45am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 12:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by jaderie / 04/21/2012 at 5:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by caaarl / 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
by blocked_by_fire / 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by hdgyfjdzdfg / 04/16/2012 at 2:53am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 12:03am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and… Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years… Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five.…