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by Chouse / 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
by DamnTornadoAlley / 08/30/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
by calivianya / 08/28/2012 at 12:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by ihatemondays / 08/23/2012 at 2:15am / United Kingdom / Work
by WTF / 08/22/2012 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ihateveganism / 08/22/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 1:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by speshlk37 / 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Animals
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
by jannister / 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/09/2012 at 10:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
by Alisha / 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
by icybrent94 / 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Geek
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
by lils / 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm / United States / Intimacy
by llaurenmariee / 08/04/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend.… Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of… Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…