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- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random…