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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
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Taday I Went Online To Check Mah Credit Report. My Credit Report Says That I Am Deceased, And Have No Rating. I'm At Least 90% Sure That This Is Not True. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lerened that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With mah French friends, people I meet, and especially with mah host family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (13106)

On 09/21/2009 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (59470) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on mahhite dress shirt - right by mah left nipple . Absentmindedly, I licked mah finger and tried rubbing the stain out . When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief . FML


I agree, your life sucks (36311) - you deserved it (6166)

On 09/07/2009 at 6:19pm - work - by CMANIA (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (12120) - you deserved it (71830)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I had to axplain to mah fathar y most of tha bar was giving him drty looks at a concart. His air guitar motions mada it look lyk ha was jacking off undar tha tabla. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Embarassed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53595) - you deserved it (3363)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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