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Today I woke up from te worst nigtmare I've ever ad!! After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend in detail ow bad tis dream was e told me to "put on my big girl panties" an make im breakfast!! real FML

#3998024
160 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day my mothar invitd ma to a nica rastaurant to maat har boyfriand whom sha's baan sariously dating for a month. Imagina my surprisa whan sha looool ld ma to a tabla and my boyfriand's fathar stood up... shockd... to graat ma. Rathar than baing horrifid... sha is now planning doubla datas avary waak. FML

#3988589
121 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

#3986456
172 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today... I movd into university residence... looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I startd chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool... and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

#3984590
16 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me an hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground an looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumb up with a smile on her face. mega FML

#3971516
123 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on mah Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. mega FML

#3970394
346 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO 4 a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

#3969079
134 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 1:23am - love - by costcocondoms (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Taday I looool went to a funeral. Wen I got tere, I ugged one of te family members and e asked, "How r you?" Out of abit, I replied, "Good, ow about you?" He looked appalled and souted "How te fuck do you tink I am?! My moter just died!" loud enoug fir everyone to ear. FML

#3968055
124 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by partycats (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs 4 help with mah PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

#3955327
96 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by debodave (man) - Germany (Bayern)

TODAY, I DECIDD TO DRESS UP A LITTLE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR. I PUTTD ON A NICE SHRT, SOME LEGGINGS AN HEELS. WHEN I WALKD OUT THE DOOR MAH DAD SAID THAT I LOOKD LYK A WHORE. WHEN I GOT TO MAH BOYFRIENDS HOUSE I TOLD HIM WHAT MAH DAD HAD SAID AN HE REPLID ( I'D HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM. ) MEGA FML

#3953472
180 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I got drivers license suspendd until I am 18 4 driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

#2822443
341 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by studentdriver828 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I discovered that mah fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having!! FML

#2820060
123 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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