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tukker
  • Town/Country : Sault Ste Marie Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3275
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About tukker : Love Hockey, Football, Country music, writing songs, and playin the guitar.

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Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (3594)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622
1236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (579912)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (471272) - you deserved it (585165)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (494389) - you deserved it (44162)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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