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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3996
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About tukker : Love Hockey, Football, Country music, writing songs, and playin the guitar.

tukker's page activity

Visits<b>Malteser95</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 9:50pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 8:55pm<b>H4S_3229</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 12:09pm<b>TeKahaJam</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 10:33pm<b>flyingflies</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:59am<b>swimthenread27</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:05pm<b>MainCreator</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:46pm<b>Shrekie</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:44am<b>shay_serendipity</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:47pm<b>Llama24</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:49am<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 3:17pm<b>CassJT</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:38am<b>ileenefudge</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 6:25am<b>Boys_Cars</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 11:06am<b>Juicylicious94</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 3:57am<b>jazmin3012</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 11:08am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 12:34am<b>kiwifwesh</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 11:20pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 4:37am

tukker's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

tukker's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

by screwwyou / 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love