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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 18806
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (359871) - you deserved it (33590)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76597) - you deserved it (296523)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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791 comments

I agree, your life sucks (817059) - you deserved it (89254)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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