About ttelracs : My name is Scarlett (Ttelracs backwards) and I am 100% not funny, so I do my best to not try to be but it can be hard to resist sometimes. I apologize in advance. Most of my input on here involves cynical comments, sarcasm, and rejected FML's. I am also very awkard.
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by need € for new iron / 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/16/2013 at 6:51am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
by violatedbuttcrack / 05/16/2013 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
by astalkerindeed / 05/16/2013 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
by joolsie / 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, after finding out that I would never be able to move my dominant arm again, I decided to talk to my best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, "It really bugs me that you made this conversation all about you." FML
by LordCrafte / 05/15/2013 at 7:43pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2013 at 11:16am / United States / Love
by asdffhhjk / 05/15/2013 at 4:08am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
by for the love of god / 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by DrewK / 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by wellokaythen / 05/14/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
by walmart: first time, last time / 05/12/2013 at 12:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by turdtonomor9 / 05/12/2013 at 10:08am / United States / Love
- Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and… Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob,… Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with…