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Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML


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On 08/07/2012 at 3:48am - misc - by Embarrassed - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (32754)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by ahhnotoy (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49615) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

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